Always say no to drugs. It will drive the prices down.
On quiet nights, when I'm alone, I like to run our wedding video backwards, just to watch myself walk out of the church a free man. - Jim Davidson
On quiet nights, when I'm alone, I like to run our wedding video backwards, just to watch myself walk out of the church a free man.
- Jim Davidson
Scientists have discovered a food that reduces a woman's sex drive by 99%. Wedding cake. - Jim Davidson
Scientists have discovered a food that reduces a woman's sex drive by 99%. Wedding cake.
When we have an item that has value to the school and the athletic department, we cannot throw it away just to be fair. - Jim Davidson
When we have an item that has value to the school and the athletic department, we cannot throw it away just to be fair.
I took the wife out last night; one punch! - Jim Davidson
I took the wife out last night; one punch!
Always say no to drugs. It will drive the prices down. - Jim Davidson
I don't believe in predestined fate. The future is what we choose to create. - Jim Davidson
I don't believe in predestined fate. The future is what we choose to create.
People who do stupid things with hazardous materials often die. - Jim Davidson
People who do stupid things with hazardous materials often die.
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