I have always loved science fiction. One of my favorite shows is 'Star Trek.' I like the trips, where it drops my mind off, because they give you a premise and all of a sudden, you say, 'Oh!' and I'm fascinated by it.
Doing nothing is very hard to do... you never know when you're finished. - Leslie Nielsen
Doing nothing is very hard to do... you never know when you're finished.
- Leslie Nielsen
One thing a person won't do when he's laughing is try to beat you up. - Leslie Nielsen
One thing a person won't do when he's laughing is try to beat you up.
Like a blind man at an orgy, I was going to have to feel my way through. - Leslie Nielsen
Like a blind man at an orgy, I was going to have to feel my way through.
I'm a professional actor. If I was a plumber, I wouldn't just do my plumbing in Beverly Hills bathrooms; I'd like to install air conditioning units a… - Leslie Nielsen
I'm a professional actor. If I was a plumber, I wouldn't just do my plumbing in Beverly Hills bathrooms; I'd like to install air conditioning units a…
Like a midget at a urinal I was going to have to stay on my toes. - Leslie Nielsen
Like a midget at a urinal I was going to have to stay on my toes.
It's not really that I've been an advocate for hearing aids for a long time, it's just that I've been losing my hearing for a long time! So it's actu… - Leslie Nielsen
It's not really that I've been an advocate for hearing aids for a long time, it's just that I've been losing my hearing for a long time! So it's actu…
There's an old saying that God exists in your search for him. I just want you to understand that I ain't looking. - Leslie Nielsen
There's an old saying that God exists in your search for him. I just want you to understand that I ain't looking.
It doesn't really matter where I go (Heaven or Hell). I'll have plenty of friends in both places. - Leslie Nielsen
It doesn't really matter where I go (Heaven or Hell). I'll have plenty of friends in both places.
I'm sure that we can handle this situation maturely, just like the responsible adults that we are. Isn't that right, Mr... Poopy Pants? - Leslie Nielsen
I'm sure that we can handle this situation maturely, just like the responsible adults that we are. Isn't that right, Mr... Poopy Pants?
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