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I was always matching wits with authority. Pondering over my past and present hassles, I began to wonder why my life had taken the direction it had. What cosmic forces had led me to this precise moment that saw me, once again, dancing on the rim of the volcano? The answers started to come to me as my life flashed before my eyes. I think it all started when I was arrested as a pyromaniac.

Bill Lee's Popular Quotes

You take a team with twenty-five assholes and I'll show you a pennant. I'll show you the New York Yankees.

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People are too hung up on winning. I can get off on a really good helmet throw.

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I think about the cosmic snowball theory. A few million years from now the sun will burn out and lose its gravitational pull. The earth will turn int…

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Alcohol is like anything else. It's only as bad as the person it's being poured into. If it's used to heighten an occasion, or to take an edge off st…

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I told [reporters] that I sprinkled marijuana on my organic buckwheat pancakes, and then when I ran my five miles to the ballpark, it made me impervi…

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Smoking's a way to let you down slowly from a ballgame. It also makes you use less of the resources around. It makes people better in the way they ac…

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I'm mad at Hank Aaron for deciding to play one more season. I threw him his last home run and thought I'd be remembered forever. Now, I'll have to th…

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I would change policy, bring back natural grass and nickel beer. Baseball is the belly-button of our society. Straighten out baseball, and you straig…

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The more self-centered and egotistical a guy is, the better ballplayer he's going to be.

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