It's an amazingly consistent thing with Irish people. We will talk to strangers at parties for hours. It's what we were bred to do I think. And the Jewish people were bred to write the stuff that we say.
If we don't have souls then who am I talking to when I keep telling myself to be good? - Greg Fitzsimmons
If we don't have souls then who am I talking to when I keep telling myself to be good?
- Greg Fitzsimmons
I feel like I am too old to eat jelly. But I am too young to eat prunes. I am between grapes. - Greg Fitzsimmons
I feel like I am too old to eat jelly. But I am too young to eat prunes. I am between grapes.
My grandfather is from Ireland. His name is Florence McCarthy. He moved to New York in 1920. They used to beat him up because his name was Florence. … - Greg Fitzsimmons
My grandfather is from Ireland. His name is Florence McCarthy. He moved to New York in 1920. They used to beat him up because his name was Florence. …
I've finally been able to trust and have intimacy with somebody, which I've never been able to do. Like a lot of guys, I just have a hard time gettin… - Greg Fitzsimmons
I've finally been able to trust and have intimacy with somebody, which I've never been able to do. Like a lot of guys, I just have a hard time gettin…
Same thing every year, getting up at the crack of dawn, drinking, fighting, throwing up, pissing on walls and then you leave the house and things get… - Greg Fitzsimmons
Same thing every year, getting up at the crack of dawn, drinking, fighting, throwing up, pissing on walls and then you leave the house and things get…
Don't be like me. Look at me: monogamous, in shape, no debt, sober... I'm dead inside. - Greg Fitzsimmons
Don't be like me. Look at me: monogamous, in shape, no debt, sober... I'm dead inside.
Debt means you had more fun than you were supposed to. - Greg Fitzsimmons
Debt means you had more fun than you were supposed to.
Taking down the Christmas tree makes it feel official: time to get back to joyless and cynical. - Greg Fitzsimmons
Taking down the Christmas tree makes it feel official: time to get back to joyless and cynical.
Somebody stole my identity. Good luck using it without the medications. - Greg Fitzsimmons
Somebody stole my identity. Good luck using it without the medications.
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