Only in America could you find a way to make a healthy buck, And still keep your attitude on self-destruct.
You could either ignore this advice, or take it from me: Be too nice, and people take you for a dummy. - Daniel Dumile
You could either ignore this advice, or take it from me: Be too nice, and people take you for a dummy.
- Daniel Dumile
Soup's on and I got a coupon. Chinese restaurant asking for the Grey Poupon. He said "No, duck sauce, soy sauce... And this ain't no Burger King, … - Daniel Dumile
Soup's on and I got a coupon. Chinese restaurant asking for the Grey Poupon. He said "No, duck sauce, soy sauce... And this ain't no Burger King, …
Scared of a bunch of water? Then get out the rain. Order a rapper for lunch, and spit out the chain. - Daniel Dumile
Scared of a bunch of water? Then get out the rain. Order a rapper for lunch, and spit out the chain.
Only in America could you find a way to make a healthy buck, And still keep your attitude on self-destruct. - Daniel Dumile
Classical slap-stick rappers need Chapstick. - Daniel Dumile
Classical slap-stick rappers need Chapstick.
Raise your right palm: We do solemnly swear To stack more dough more calmly this year. - Daniel Dumile
Raise your right palm: We do solemnly swear To stack more dough more calmly this year.
Listenin to nothin, takin no suggestions, All destructive criticisms that can't improve on perfection. - Daniel Dumile
Listenin to nothin, takin no suggestions, All destructive criticisms that can't improve on perfection.
There's four sides to every story... If these walls could talk, they'd probably still ignore me. - Daniel Dumile
There's four sides to every story... If these walls could talk, they'd probably still ignore me.
Uh oh, it's beer o'clock, I think I'm sober. How about we think this over, over a can of King Cobra? - Daniel Dumile
Uh oh, it's beer o'clock, I think I'm sober. How about we think this over, over a can of King Cobra?
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