Most Americans are born drunk, and really require a little wine or beer to sober them.
Interpretation
The quote humorously suggests that Americans are naturally joyful and carefree, often needing alcohol to become serious.
Gilbert K. Chesterton's quote plays with the idea that Americans possess a joyful exuberance from birth, likening this to a state of drunkenness. It implies that the spirited nature of many people in America may lead them to enjoy life so fully that they might only require a slight moderation, in the form of alcohol, to ground themselves in reality, highlighting a light-hearted view on cultural attitudes toward fun and responsibility.
In practice
Using this quote in a toast at a party to lighten the mood.
Tradition does not mean a dead town; it does not mean that the living are dead but that the dead are alive. It means that it still matters what Penn did two hundred years ago or what Franklin did a hundred years ago; I never could feel in New York that it mattered what anybody did an hour ago.
I owe my success to having listened respectfully to the very best advice, and then going away and doing the exact opposite.
The good Bishop of Assisi expressed a sort of horror at the hard life which the Little Brothers lived at the Portiuncula, without comforts, without possessions, eating anything they could get and sleeping anyhow on the ground. St. Francis answered him with that curious and almost stunning shrewdness which the unworldly can sometimes wield like a club of stone. He said, 'If we had any possessions, we should need weapons and laws to defend them.
The ordinary scientific man is strictly a sentimentalist. He is a sentimentalist in this essential sense, that he is soaked and swept away by mere associations.
I suppose every one must have reflected how primeval and how poetical are the things that one carries in one's pocket; the pocket-knife, for instance, the type of all human tools, the infant of the sword. Once I planned to write a book of poems entirely about things in my pockets. But I found it would be too long; and the age of the great epics is past.
Madness does not come by breaking out, but by giving in; by settling down in some dirty, little, self-repeating circle of ideas; by being tamed.
My first movie, I got nominated for a Canadian Oscar-for Meatballs. For MEATBALLS. And who am I up against? George C. Scott. So he wins the award and I stand up and go, 'That's it-let's get the hell outta here.'
You can't be satirical and not be offensive to somebody.
MERCY, n. An attribute beloved of detected offenders.
So that's why one of my rules of parody writing is that it's gotta be funny regardless of whether you know the source material. It has to work on its own merit.
I would like to spare the time and effort of hack reviewers and, generally, persons who move their lips when reading.
You have to laugh at things in order to let them be what they truly are. Because nothing is only sad. Nothing is only funny. There's context to all of those things.
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