Most Americans are born drunk, and really require a little wine or beer to sober them.
Interpretation
The quote humorously suggests that Americans are naturally joyful and carefree, often needing alcohol to become serious.
Gilbert K. Chesterton's quote plays with the idea that Americans possess a joyful exuberance from birth, likening this to a state of drunkenness. It implies that the spirited nature of many people in America may lead them to enjoy life so fully that they might only require a slight moderation, in the form of alcohol, to ground themselves in reality, highlighting a light-hearted view on cultural attitudes toward fun and responsibility.
In practice
Using this quote in a toast at a party to lighten the mood.
Tradition does not mean a dead town; it does not mean that the living are dead but that the dead are alive. It means that it still matters what Penn did two hundred years ago or what Franklin did a hundred years ago; I never could feel in New York that it mattered what anybody did an hour ago.
I owe my success to having listened respectfully to the very best advice, and then going away and doing the exact opposite.
The good Bishop of Assisi expressed a sort of horror at the hard life which the Little Brothers lived at the Portiuncula, without comforts, without possessions, eating anything they could get and sleeping anyhow on the ground. St. Francis answered him with that curious and almost stunning shrewdness which the unworldly can sometimes wield like a club of stone. He said, 'If we had any possessions, we should need weapons and laws to defend them.
The ordinary scientific man is strictly a sentimentalist. He is a sentimentalist in this essential sense, that he is soaked and swept away by mere associations.
I suppose every one must have reflected how primeval and how poetical are the things that one carries in one's pocket; the pocket-knife, for instance, the type of all human tools, the infant of the sword. Once I planned to write a book of poems entirely about things in my pockets. But I found it would be too long; and the age of the great epics is past.
Madness does not come by breaking out, but by giving in; by settling down in some dirty, little, self-repeating circle of ideas; by being tamed.
There are so many funny women in the world, and there has been for so many years, so I'll be happy when people can just move on from that, and things can just be 'comedies' and not 'female' or 'male,' and everyone gets an equal opportunity.
Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of man's superiority to all that befalls him.
Most rock journalism is people who can't write, interviewing people who can't talk, for people who can't read.
If I'm doing something on stage, and it evokes an emotion, then I might show that emotion, but I also don't believe in being a preacher. If you have a point, that's a bonus. But the funny has to come first; otherwise, you shouldn't call yourself a comedian.
If the Earth could be made to rotate twice as fast, managers would get twice as much done. If the Earth could be made to rotate twenty times as fast, everyone else would get twice as much done since all the managers would fly off.
If God hadn't rested on Sunday, He would have had time to finish the world.
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