Only a few millionaires with wet bottoms were very disappointed.

- Tom Callahan

The America's Cup, yachting's great and garish grail, is a tumorous tureen no handsomer than a camel.

- Tom Callahan

It's not nuclear physics. You always remember that. But if you write about sports long enough, you're constantly coming back to the point that someth…

- Tom Callahan

God said to Faldo, as He once said to Nicklaus, "You will have the skills like no other." Then he whispered to Ballesteros, as he whispered to Palmer…

- Tom Callahan