An advantage of having one child is you always know who did it.

- Babs Bell Hajdusiewicz

Nurses nurse and teachers teach and tailors mend and preachers preach and barbers trim and chauffeurs haul and parents get to do it all.

- Babs Bell Hajdusiewicz

The reason you want your kids to pay attention in school is you haven't the faintest idea how to do their homework.

- Babs Bell Hajdusiewicz