Ant 1: So, uh, do you ever worry that your itsy little neck is just going to snap under the weight of your head? Ant 2: Stop asking me that. You ask me that, like, every five minutes. Ant 1: Sometimes I notice my antennae out of the corner of my eye and I'm all, like: AHH! Something is on me! Get it off! Get it off! Ant 2: Yeah, the antennae again. Listen, I just remembered, I have to go walk around aimlessly now.
How Superheroes Make Money: - Spider-Man knits sweaters. - Superman screw the lids on pickle jars. - Iron Man, as you would suspect, just irons. - Jim Benton
How Superheroes Make Money: - Spider-Man knits sweaters. - Superman screw the lids on pickle jars. - Iron Man, as you would suspect, just irons.
- Jim Benton
Homework strongly indicates that the teachers are not doing their jobs well enough during the school day. It's not like they'll let you bring your ho… - Jim Benton
Homework strongly indicates that the teachers are not doing their jobs well enough during the school day. It's not like they'll let you bring your ho…
Kissing the frog to get the prince is a waste of a perfectly good frog. - Jim Benton
Kissing the frog to get the prince is a waste of a perfectly good frog.
Ant 1: So, uh, do you ever worry that your itsy little neck is just going to snap under the weight of your head? Ant 2: Stop asking me that. You ask … - Jim Benton
Ant 1: So, uh, do you ever worry that your itsy little neck is just going to snap under the weight of your head? Ant 2: Stop asking me that. You ask …
Love makes the world go 'round but I'm pretty sure money has to do with it, too. - Jim Benton
Love makes the world go 'round but I'm pretty sure money has to do with it, too.
I'm telling you, the gorgeous of the world can actually look pretty intimidating when they scowl. Imagine a snow-white swan with a scary tattoo holdi… - Jim Benton
I'm telling you, the gorgeous of the world can actually look pretty intimidating when they scowl. Imagine a snow-white swan with a scary tattoo holdi…
never underestimate your dumbness!! - Jim Benton
never underestimate your dumbness!!
Things Isabella Wouldn't Care About: - Titanic sinking again. - Metror striking Earth and landing directly on top of world's most innocent panda. - T… - Jim Benton
Things Isabella Wouldn't Care About: - Titanic sinking again. - Metror striking Earth and landing directly on top of world's most innocent panda. - T…
My pants cut the cheese. Let one fly. Baked a batch of brownies. - Jim Benton
My pants cut the cheese. Let one fly. Baked a batch of brownies.
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