I know when the anthrax thing hit - white people, y'all was very nervous. Y'all would come up to me at work and warn me, like 'Oh my God, Aries, be careful. Don't open your mail.' Let me tell you something - black folks was never worried about anthrax because, half the time, we don't open our mail no way. We might think that's a bill. We might hold it to the light and go, 'That's a red slip.' If you want to get us with anthrax, put that in a Jay-Z CD. That's how you get us.
That's where the money is, on the road. - Aries Spears
That's where the money is, on the road.
- Aries Spears
I like to go to the frat house and drink with my white friends, because anytime you go drinking at the frat house, white boys bring you a drink and h… - Aries Spears
I like to go to the frat house and drink with my white friends, because anytime you go drinking at the frat house, white boys bring you a drink and h…
We are all a little bit racist. White people, y'all are the first people to denounce it. I'm not racist. I'm incapable of being racist. My best frien… - Aries Spears
We are all a little bit racist. White people, y'all are the first people to denounce it. I'm not racist. I'm incapable of being racist. My best frien…
Ladies Commit, There's A Wedding In It For You. - Aries Spears
Ladies Commit, There's A Wedding In It For You.
My momma used to kick in the door like SWAT! - Aries Spears
My momma used to kick in the door like SWAT!
I always said if I ever get married, I would tell my woman - I love Michael Jordan, I am a Michael Jordan fanatic - I said, 'Michael Jordan is the on… - Aries Spears
I always said if I ever get married, I would tell my woman - I love Michael Jordan, I am a Michael Jordan fanatic - I said, 'Michael Jordan is the on…
How do you ask a woman to gargle your nuts? - Aries Spears
How do you ask a woman to gargle your nuts?
The average comedian is kind of an observer looking at everyday things that everyone could relate to and then trying to find the exaggeration in thos… - Aries Spears
The average comedian is kind of an observer looking at everyday things that everyone could relate to and then trying to find the exaggeration in thos…
I'm from the streets of New York. I know what tough talk sounds like. - Aries Spears
I'm from the streets of New York. I know what tough talk sounds like.
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