I got no time for the jibba-jabba.

- Mr. T

It takes a smart guy to play dumb.

- Mr. T

I'm tender when I need to be. I'm tough when I should to be.

- Mr. T

When I was growing up, my family was so poor we couldn't afford to pay attention.

- Mr. T

You might not have the things you want, but if you check carefully, you got all you need.

- Mr. T

I don't like magic - but I have been known to make guys disappear.

- Mr. T

Any man who doesn't love his mama can't be no friend of mine.

- Mr. T

Somedays you eat the bear, somedays the bear eats you

- Mr. T

As a kid, I got three meals a day. Oatmeal, miss-a-meal and no meal.

- Mr. T