Any sport that comes from Scotland is good!
One thing a person won't do when he's laughing is try to beat you up. - Leslie Nielsen
One thing a person won't do when he's laughing is try to beat you up.
- Leslie Nielsen
Doing nothing is very hard to do... you never know when you're finished. - Leslie Nielsen
Doing nothing is very hard to do... you never know when you're finished.
I'm a professional actor. If I was a plumber, I wouldn't just do my plumbing in Beverly Hills bathrooms; I'd like to install air conditioning units a… - Leslie Nielsen
I'm a professional actor. If I was a plumber, I wouldn't just do my plumbing in Beverly Hills bathrooms; I'd like to install air conditioning units a…
Like a blind man at an orgy, I was going to have to feel my way through. - Leslie Nielsen
Like a blind man at an orgy, I was going to have to feel my way through.
Like a midget at a urinal I was going to have to stay on my toes. - Leslie Nielsen
Like a midget at a urinal I was going to have to stay on my toes.
It's not really that I've been an advocate for hearing aids for a long time, it's just that I've been losing my hearing for a long time! So it's actu… - Leslie Nielsen
It's not really that I've been an advocate for hearing aids for a long time, it's just that I've been losing my hearing for a long time! So it's actu…
I'm sure that we can handle this situation maturely, just like the responsible adults that we are. Isn't that right, Mr... Poopy Pants? - Leslie Nielsen
I'm sure that we can handle this situation maturely, just like the responsible adults that we are. Isn't that right, Mr... Poopy Pants?
It doesn't really matter where I go (Heaven or Hell). I'll have plenty of friends in both places. - Leslie Nielsen
It doesn't really matter where I go (Heaven or Hell). I'll have plenty of friends in both places.
There's an old saying that God exists in your search for him. I just want you to understand that I ain't looking. - Leslie Nielsen
There's an old saying that God exists in your search for him. I just want you to understand that I ain't looking.
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