Any time your head explodes, that's not a good situation.
Kids; 10 seconds of joy, 30 years of misery - Tom Arnold
Kids; 10 seconds of joy, 30 years of misery
- Tom Arnold
My wife's nagging is like living near the airport. After a while you don't notice it any more. - Tom Arnold
My wife's nagging is like living near the airport. After a while you don't notice it any more.
Women; can't live with em, can't kill em - Tom Arnold
Women; can't live with em, can't kill em
Environmentalists have a very conflicted relationship with their cars. - Tom Arnold
Environmentalists have a very conflicted relationship with their cars.
The difference between one man and another is not mere ability... it is energy. - Tom Arnold
The difference between one man and another is not mere ability... it is energy.
Any time your head explodes, that's not a good situation. - Tom Arnold
The nature of show business is people within the business feel that if someone else fails, they move up a notch. - Tom Arnold
The nature of show business is people within the business feel that if someone else fails, they move up a notch.
Hey, Warren, the Raiders signed you to a seven-year deal. I guess Bill Callahan was right - they are the dumbest team in America. - Tom Arnold
Hey, Warren, the Raiders signed you to a seven-year deal. I guess Bill Callahan was right - they are the dumbest team in America.
If you want to make a substantial reduction in your carbon footprint, doing it on your own is virtually impossible, especially if you're driving a ca… - Tom Arnold
If you want to make a substantial reduction in your carbon footprint, doing it on your own is virtually impossible, especially if you're driving a ca…
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