Any time your head explodes, that's not a good situation.
My wife's nagging is like living near the airport. After a while you don't notice it any more. - Tom Arnold
My wife's nagging is like living near the airport. After a while you don't notice it any more.
- Tom Arnold
Kids; 10 seconds of joy, 30 years of misery - Tom Arnold
Kids; 10 seconds of joy, 30 years of misery
Women; can't live with em, can't kill em - Tom Arnold
Women; can't live with em, can't kill em
Environmentalists have a very conflicted relationship with their cars. - Tom Arnold
Environmentalists have a very conflicted relationship with their cars.
Any time your head explodes, that's not a good situation. - Tom Arnold
The difference between one man and another is not mere ability... it is energy. - Tom Arnold
The difference between one man and another is not mere ability... it is energy.
The nature of show business is people within the business feel that if someone else fails, they move up a notch. - Tom Arnold
The nature of show business is people within the business feel that if someone else fails, they move up a notch.
If you want to make a substantial reduction in your carbon footprint, doing it on your own is virtually impossible, especially if you're driving a ca… - Tom Arnold
If you want to make a substantial reduction in your carbon footprint, doing it on your own is virtually impossible, especially if you're driving a ca…
Hey, Warren, the Raiders signed you to a seven-year deal. I guess Bill Callahan was right - they are the dumbest team in America. - Tom Arnold
Hey, Warren, the Raiders signed you to a seven-year deal. I guess Bill Callahan was right - they are the dumbest team in America.
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