My dentist is actually a highly technical specialist, constantly experimenting with the latest dental research. The equipment he has makes my old den…

- Joelle Carter

I'm not sure cavemen had plumbers. They probably just used a hole.

- Joelle Carter

If I'm a criminal, and I'm confronted with a 7-foot tall cop and an albino cop, I'm gonna be so lost, I'm spilling my guts.

- Joelle Carter

I don't know how anyone can work on people's mouths all day long. That disgusts me. I'd rather work on the other end than work on mouths.

- Joelle Carter

I'd like to play a mixture of Lucille Ball meets Murphy Brown meets Glenn Close on 'Damages,' to keep a little bit of the darkness in there. I like d…

- Joelle Carter

I kind of have a phobia for the dentist's office.

- Joelle Carter

I've always thought that bartenders and hairstylists would be great interrogators because all day long they have to listen to people talk. They could…

- Joelle Carter

Maybe the artist becomes the marshal. It'd probably be a very different kind of society with artists in control.

- Joelle Carter