Anyone who gives a surgeon six thousand dollars for breast augmentation should give some thought to investing a little more in brain augmentation.
If God dislikes gays so much, how come he picked Michelangelo, a known homosexual, to paint the Sistine Chapel ceiling while assigning Anita Bryant t… - Mike Royko
If God dislikes gays so much, how come he picked Michelangelo, a known homosexual, to paint the Sistine Chapel ceiling while assigning Anita Bryant t…
- Mike Royko
Show me somebody who is always smiling, always cheerful, always optimistic, and I will show you somebody who hasn't the faintest idea what the heck i… - Mike Royko
Show me somebody who is always smiling, always cheerful, always optimistic, and I will show you somebody who hasn't the faintest idea what the heck i…
When I conducted a beer-rating session last year, I wrote that most American beers taste as if they were brewed through a horse. That offended many … - Mike Royko
When I conducted a beer-rating session last year, I wrote that most American beers taste as if they were brewed through a horse. That offended many …
Strict gun laws are about as effective as strict drug laws...It pains me to say this, but the NRA seems to be right: The cities and states that have … - Mike Royko
Strict gun laws are about as effective as strict drug laws...It pains me to say this, but the NRA seems to be right: The cities and states that have …
Newspapers, magazines and other publications have the constitutional right to be offensive, even disgusting. As evidence of that, just watch this spa… - Mike Royko
Newspapers, magazines and other publications have the constitutional right to be offensive, even disgusting. As evidence of that, just watch this spa…
Contrary to popular belief. It's much wiser to take money from the poor than the rich. - Mike Royko
Contrary to popular belief. It's much wiser to take money from the poor than the rich.
I never went to a John Wayne movie to find a philosophy to live by or to absorb a profound message. I went for the simple pleasure of spending a coup… - Mike Royko
I never went to a John Wayne movie to find a philosophy to live by or to absorb a profound message. I went for the simple pleasure of spending a coup…
Hating the Yankees is as American as pizza pie, unwed mothers, and cheating on your income tax. - Mike Royko
Hating the Yankees is as American as pizza pie, unwed mothers, and cheating on your income tax.
Why do you think the lottery is so popular? Do you think anybody would play if the super payoff was a job on the night shift in a meat-packing plant?… - Mike Royko
Why do you think the lottery is so popular? Do you think anybody would play if the super payoff was a job on the night shift in a meat-packing plant?…
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