I'm a bagel on a plate full of onion rolls!

- Fanny Brice

Men always fall for frigid women because they put on the best show.

- Fanny Brice

Let the world know you as you are, not as you think you should be, because sooner or later, if you are posing, you will forget the pose, and then whe…

- Fanny Brice

Wrong is for other people.

- Fanny Brice

You think beautiful girls are going to stay in style forever? I should say not! Any minute now they're going to be out! Finished! Then it'll be my tu…

- Fanny Brice

I'm a bad woman, but I'm damn good company.

- Fanny Brice

Any woman who can’t say a four-letter word sometimes is deceitful.

- Fanny Brice

Let the world know you as you are, not as you think you should be.

- Fanny Brice

I never liked the men I loved, and never loved the men I liked.

- Fanny Brice