I can't believe anyone would voluntarily run 26 miles. Sometimes I sit on the couch cross-legged because I don't feel like walking to the bathroom.
This is terrific! What fun! Maybe tomorrow I can go to the prom with my brother. The day after, perhaps I can wear white pants and unexpectedly get m… - Jen Lancaster
This is terrific! What fun! Maybe tomorrow I can go to the prom with my brother. The day after, perhaps I can wear white pants and unexpectedly get m…
- Jen Lancaster
For the record? I have never been her baby. In fact, I reject the notion of coming out of her body. I prefer to believe I was hatched, or perhaps pur… - Jen Lancaster
For the record? I have never been her baby. In fact, I reject the notion of coming out of her body. I prefer to believe I was hatched, or perhaps pur…
Seriously, our nation is never going to be on the same page on issues like gun control, welfare, the economy, the environment, etc. I doubt we'll eve… - Jen Lancaster
Seriously, our nation is never going to be on the same page on issues like gun control, welfare, the economy, the environment, etc. I doubt we'll eve…
I yearn to be a woman of more depth, but I'm not so fond of the path I'd need to follow to get there. - Jen Lancaster
I yearn to be a woman of more depth, but I'm not so fond of the path I'd need to follow to get there.
I’m instantly mortified by my fat, uncontrollable mouth, but that’s when it occurs to me that my humor is a self-defense mechanism. Even though I may… - Jen Lancaster
I’m instantly mortified by my fat, uncontrollable mouth, but that’s when it occurs to me that my humor is a self-defense mechanism. Even though I may…
I'm the person who says every single thing she thinks, sometimes to others' amusement, and almost always to my detriment. - Jen Lancaster
I'm the person who says every single thing she thinks, sometimes to others' amusement, and almost always to my detriment.
Fortunately, all it takes for us to be of one mind is some buttercream frosting. - Jen Lancaster
Fortunately, all it takes for us to be of one mind is some buttercream frosting.
Ambien might have mentally just tossed my salad. WITH CROUTONS. - Jen Lancaster
Ambien might have mentally just tossed my salad. WITH CROUTONS.
I don't care how happily married you are or how deeply enmeshed you are with your children and family and career -- every woman needs a couple of chi… - Jen Lancaster
I don't care how happily married you are or how deeply enmeshed you are with your children and family and career -- every woman needs a couple of chi…
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