Be very careful about your care. Don't use it for sexual high jinks. It can get ugly - trust me. Also be careful when flushing.

- Adam West

Anything that triggers good memories can't be all bad.

- Adam West

When you get a little older, you'll see how easy it is to become lured by the female of the species.

- Adam West

It's not the kind of tuna that I eat.

- Adam West

Hand me down the shark repellent Bat-Spray!

- Adam West

Sometimes you just can't get rid of a bomb!

- Adam West

When I was a kid, I read comics. But when I saw how funny it was, and how wonderfully absurd, I said, "You know, I gotta do this."

- Adam West

Of what use is a dream if not a blueprint for courageous action.

- Adam West

I've always tried to fit what I do professionally into my family, rather than the other way around.

- Adam West