My mother was very, very Protestant. I grew up Presbyterian, and I went to church every Sunday until I was 18. I was forced to.

- Rob Corddry

You're encouraged to pitch your own story. That way, you'll have more control over what you do.

- Rob Corddry

If anything, there's more at stake when you're older, and more responsibility and more legitimate things to worry about.

- Rob Corddry

I've been an Apple guy since the mid 80's and that's when I was like, "Boy, you guys really got me here. I know exactly what you're doing, right down…

- Rob Corddry

I'm a complete egomaniac. It makes me feel terrible to say [being interviewed] is hard. It's taxing in a way. Just 'cause it's a lot of mental energy…

- Rob Corddry

Anything that you can do a tiny bit of research about, I'll turn it into an obsession.

- Rob Corddry

If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer.

- Rob Corddry

I like playing really super-intense, live-in-the-moment characters. It asks me to not phone it in. It's impossible to phone it in. Every American boy…

- Rob Corddry

Once I found out how much an Off-Off-Broadway actor makes, I was whoring myself out the next day.

- Rob Corddry