Anytime someone calls you and identifies themselves with their full name, odds are it isn't someone you want to talk to under any circumstances.

- Bill Simmons

When I was in elementary school, we had the kid who threw chairs, the kid who stuttered, and the kid who went to the bathroom on himself ... but we n…

- Bill Simmons

Our favorite teams bring people together, keep family members close, bond people from different generations. Some of the happiest moments of my life …

- Bill Simmons

You always hear that tragedies put sports in perspective, that they prove we shouldn't care this much about the successes and failures of a bunch of …

- Bill Simmons

In 1994, nobody could have predicted 'Shawshank' would one day be an iconic movie - and believe me, that would never have happened if Danny Glover ha…

- Bill Simmons

Coffee is the highlight of my day. After coffee everything is downhill.

- Bill Simmons

Has there ever been anyone quite like Paul Pierce ? No.

- Bill Simmons

Writing is like playing golf - you have to keep working at your swing.

- Bill Simmons

I always wanted to create a site that was sports and pop culture. 30 for 30 had a big impact because I loved how that was about finding, empowering a…

- Bill Simmons