Dont bring a candlelight vigil to a gunfight

- David Burge

Apparently, I'm supposed to be more angry about what Mitt Romney does with his money than what Barack Obama does with mine.

- David Burge

When it comes to government policy, can we please stop using words like "architect"? Telling people what to do is not a skilled profession.

- David Burge

Our real debt ceiling isn't decided by Washington; it's decided by Beijing.

- David Burge

I can't wait until dissent is patriotic again.

- David Burge

Journalism is about covering important stories-with a pillow, until they stop moving.

- David Burge

Compared to the typical Zim/Chomsky-spouting grad school clown, a trucker with a screaming eagle hat is a paragon of political nuance.

- David Burge

Think you have a low opinion of government? You should see government's opinion of you!

- David Burge

Let's keep people with weird religious faiths out of government. Especially those who have a weird religious faith IN government.

- David Burge