I am like a man so busy in letting rooms in one end of his house, that he can't stop to put out the fire that is burning the other.
Abraham LincolnRead
His argument is as thin as the homeopathic soup that was made by oiling the shadow of a pigeon that had been starved to death.
Interpretation
The quote humorously critiques weak arguments by comparing them to an absurdly thin soup.
Abraham Lincoln uses a vivid and humorous analogy to emphasize the lack of substance in someone's argument. By likening it to a 'homeopathic soup' made under ridiculous circumstances, he effectively communicates that the argument is insubstantial and lacks depth, highlighting the importance of solid reasoning in discussions.
In practice
In a debate class, students can use this quote to illustrate the importance of well-founded arguments.
I am like a man so busy in letting rooms in one end of his house, that he can't stop to put out the fire that is burning the other.
Sir, my concern is not whether God is on our side; my greatest concern is to be on God's side, for God is always right.
Give me six hours to chop down a tree and I will spend the first four sharpening the axe.
How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg.
For it has been said, all that a man hath will he give for his life; and while all contribute of their substance the soldier puts his life at stake, and often yields it up in his country's cause. The highest merit, then is due to the soldier.
And having thus chosen our course, without guile, and with pure purpose, let us renew our trust in God, and go forward without fear, and with manly hearts.
I'm going to open another vottle. not a vottle, but a bottle. you open it and I'll drink it. and you try to write as much as I did without falling off of your chair.
When someone pitches a joke for a character that is just perfect, and you can imagine that actor reading that line at your table read or on the set, it's like the sound of a snap snapping into place.
If the shoe fits, buy another one just like it.
The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated.
He'd heard that writers spent all day in their dressing gowns drinking champagne. This is, of course, absolutely true.
Comedy is a group activity, a verbal orgy.
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