Some people lose all respect for the lion unless he devours them instantly. There is no pleasing some people.

- Will Cuppy

We all make mistakes, but intelligence enables us to do it on purpose.

- Will Cuppy

Young normal tigers do not eat people. If eaten by a tiger you may rest assured he was abnormal.

- Will Cuppy

Just when you're beginning to think pretty well of people, you run across somebody who puts sugar on sliced tomatoes.

- Will Cuppy

Aristotle taught that the brain exists merely to cool the blood and is not involved in the process of thinking. This is true only of certain persons.

- Will Cuppy

All Modern Men are descended from a Wormlike creature but it shows more on some people.

- Will Cuppy

They [the Pilgrims] believed in freedom of thought for themselves and for all other people who believed exactly as they did.

- Will Cuppy

The trouble with the dictionary is that you have to know how a word is spelled before you can look it up to see how it is spelled.

- Will Cuppy

Pliny the Elder perished in 79 A.D. when he refused to flee from the great eruption of Mt. Vesuvius, insisting that everything would be all right. It…

- Will Cuppy