What is wrong with you? Many, many things.

- Ilona Andrews

Do you know what separates adults from children? Self-discipline. We don’t want to go to work, we don’t want to do our chores, and we don’t want to m…

- Ilona Andrews

"Did those nice church ladies come by again?" He nodded. "I asked them if a man died and then the woman remarried, and then the three of them met in …

- Ilona Andrews

I just had to stay cool. Zen. No punching in the face. Punching would not be Zen.

- Ilona Andrews

Cats randomly refuse to follow orders to prove they can.

- Ilona Andrews

Men and swords. My father said that if you put any able-bodied man, no matter how peaceful, into a room with a sword and a practice dummy and leave h…

- Ilona Andrews

And did you have to hack his arms off?” “Yes, I did. He wouldn’t go through the door.” “You say it like you’re proud of it." I was proud of it. It wa…

- Ilona Andrews

If the sky could dream, it would dream of dragons.

- Ilona Andrews

It was the kind of sword that would make a lifelong pacifist look for tall boots and a hat with feathers.

- Ilona Andrews