An army of experts assured us on a daily basis that this boom couldn't possibly crash like previous booms because this boom was still going on wherea…

- Mark Steel

Aristotle compiled the first known comprehensive list of all winners of the Olympic Games. Which means that quite probably he was sat in a bar with P…

- Mark Steel

As you get to thirty, the main thing is to not be sensible.

- Mark Steel

Banks aren't neutral observers, they're ... the people who caused the mess. It's like someone who's wet themselves in a public building insisting the…

- Mark Steel

The annoying thing about being an atheist is that you'll never have the satifaction of saying to believers, 'I told you so.'

- Mark Steel

We really want to thank everyone for their kindness and generosity, even those who aren't helping us directly.

- Mark Steel

Faith-healing is peculiar enough at the best of times, but applying it to football merits a special league of barking. Why would God bother to perfor…

- Mark Steel