Whenever I don't feel so well, I always try remind myself of the Siamese twin whose brother is gay, whose boyfriend is coming over...and they share t…

- Jay Mohr

People are more interested in someone who goes on stage and tells the truth.

- Jay Mohr

What bothers me most about today is that we're getting used 2 it. ENOUGH. 2nd amendment must go. Violence has 2 stop. Culture MUST change.

- Jay Mohr

All that waiting around for a glimmer of stage time, just getting angry every week... It was just an oppressive, horrible, horrible place to be. I we…

- Jay Mohr

I've always been very open about it. I've been very open about my addiction, about my panic disorder. But I think that transparency is what can separ…

- Jay Mohr

I feel good. I'm much better. Actually, I just lost 10 pounds on a new diet called the flu. Has anyone tried that one out?

- Jay Mohr

If there are 1,500 people in a theater and they're all there to see you, there are no other guys. You're the guy. So it is a monastic life, it is ver…

- Jay Mohr

Unfortunately, there are no mulligans when it comes to pro football contracts.

- Jay Mohr

There is a lot of acting that is on the table - precisely, good acting. The best movies of mine are the ones that really nobody saw. The Groomsmen, P…

- Jay Mohr