As an American, I'd like to apologize - for everything.
The first time I came to the Comedy Festival some nutcase shot a bunch of people in Tasmania. I thought, 'Oh, that's just Tasmania.' The second time … - Rich Hall
The first time I came to the Comedy Festival some nutcase shot a bunch of people in Tasmania. I thought, 'Oh, that's just Tasmania.' The second time …
- Rich Hall
The peculiar habit, when searching for a snack, of constantly returning to the refrigerator in hopes that something new will have materialized. - Rich Hall
The peculiar habit, when searching for a snack, of constantly returning to the refrigerator in hopes that something new will have materialized.
A person who combs his hair over his bald spot, hoping no one will notice. - Rich Hall
A person who combs his hair over his bald spot, hoping no one will notice.
As an American, I'd like to apologize - for everything. - Rich Hall
The act, when vacuuming, of running over a string at least a dozen times, reaching over and picking it up, examining it, then putting it back down to… - Rich Hall
The act, when vacuuming, of running over a string at least a dozen times, reaching over and picking it up, examining it, then putting it back down to…
The part of the envelope that tells a person where to place the stamp when they can't quite figure it out for themselves. - Rich Hall
The part of the envelope that tells a person where to place the stamp when they can't quite figure it out for themselves.
The slime that accumulates on the underside of a soap bar when it sits in the dish too long. - Rich Hall
The slime that accumulates on the underside of a soap bar when it sits in the dish too long.
In Montana, a policeman will pull you over because he is lonely. - Rich Hall
In Montana, a policeman will pull you over because he is lonely.
Women say they want a man who knows what a woman's worth. That's a pimp. - Rich Hall
Women say they want a man who knows what a woman's worth. That's a pimp.
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