Some people are uncomfortable with the idea that humans belong to the same class of animals as cats and cows and raccoons. They're like the people wh…

- Phil Donahue

Recognition should come to the reporter who uncovers public cheating or proves a convicted man innocent.

- Phil Donahue

Science may have come a long way, but as far as religion is concerned, we are first cousins to the !Kung tribesmen of the Kalahari Desert. Except for…

- Phil Donahue

Airlines are interesting. They not only favor celebrities, they court them.

- Phil Donahue

Women are smarter than men because they listen.

- Phil Donahue

What really keeps me going is the constant belief that it could all disappear tomorrow.

- Phil Donahue

Miss Child is never bashful with butter.

- Phil Donahue

In reality, the most important things happen when you don't look for them.

- Phil Donahue

I was proud of the waves I had made, but wondered how many boats I was supposed to rock.

- Phil Donahue