The Atkins' diet is where you eat bacon for six or seven months...and the end result is that you lose weight. Because you're dead.
Super excited about things I'm going to do; never excited about things I'm actually doing. - Michael Ian Black
Super excited about things I'm going to do; never excited about things I'm actually doing.
- Michael Ian Black
The thing about narcissistic people is that they don't think they're being narcissistic. - Michael Ian Black
The thing about narcissistic people is that they don't think they're being narcissistic.
There is something about the human condition. I don't think dogs are like "If only I was a poodle instead of a golden retriever, I'd be totally happy… - Michael Ian Black
There is something about the human condition. I don't think dogs are like "If only I was a poodle instead of a golden retriever, I'd be totally happy…
Internet fame is like regular fame only without all the annoying 'money' and 'power.' - Michael Ian Black
Internet fame is like regular fame only without all the annoying 'money' and 'power.'
As an actor, you can show up on a set and be on a TV show for three or four years, or whatever it is and, by the end of it, you just want to do somet… - Michael Ian Black
As an actor, you can show up on a set and be on a TV show for three or four years, or whatever it is and, by the end of it, you just want to do somet…
I don't think I was awake for much of my childhood. I did a lot of napping. This might have been a defensive measure against encroaching depression. … - Michael Ian Black
I don't think I was awake for much of my childhood. I did a lot of napping. This might have been a defensive measure against encroaching depression. …
The thing that I think is the most important is taking moments to express your appreciation to your partner. A thank you or a quick kiss can go a lon… - Michael Ian Black
The thing that I think is the most important is taking moments to express your appreciation to your partner. A thank you or a quick kiss can go a lon…
The Atkins' diet is where you eat bacon for six or seven months...and the end result is that you lose weight. Because you're dead. - Michael Ian Black
I don't chase after things, but I put forward the effort and know the rest of it is out of my hands. - Michael Ian Black
I don't chase after things, but I put forward the effort and know the rest of it is out of my hands.
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