That really hurt my feelings, bro.

- Zack Ryder

I'm a future legend. And you're the legend killer.

- Zack Ryder

Attention! Attention! Attention! Thou art aware of the situation!

- Zack Ryder

Take care and spike your hair. WWWYKI!

- Zack Ryder

Arguing with the girlfriend. Mid argument she says "Were you on Monday night Raw last night?" I had no comeback.

- Zack Ryder

Does anybody has President Obama's phone number? 'Cause I have figure out why the unemployment rate in the United States is so high. Because Zack Ryd…

- Zack Ryder

I may have been "invisible" tonight on WWE RAW but I'll be "invincible" Thursday night on WWE SUPERSTARS. WWWYKI.

- Zack Ryder