Aunt B walked out onto the helipad wearing loose yoga pants. “I’m just here to stretch. Kate, want to help?” “Sure.” Thirty seconds later, as I was flying through the air, I decided that this wasn’t the best idea.
What is wrong with you? Many, many things. - Ilona Andrews
What is wrong with you? Many, many things.
- Ilona Andrews
Do you know what separates adults from children? Self-discipline. We don’t want to go to work, we don’t want to do our chores, and we don’t want to m… - Ilona Andrews
Do you know what separates adults from children? Self-discipline. We don’t want to go to work, we don’t want to do our chores, and we don’t want to m…
And did you have to hack his arms off?” “Yes, I did. He wouldn’t go through the door.” “You say it like you’re proud of it." I was proud of it. It wa… - Ilona Andrews
And did you have to hack his arms off?” “Yes, I did. He wouldn’t go through the door.” “You say it like you’re proud of it." I was proud of it. It wa…
"Did those nice church ladies come by again?" He nodded. "I asked them if a man died and then the woman remarried, and then the three of them met in … - Ilona Andrews
"Did those nice church ladies come by again?" He nodded. "I asked them if a man died and then the woman remarried, and then the three of them met in …
Cats randomly refuse to follow orders to prove they can. - Ilona Andrews
Cats randomly refuse to follow orders to prove they can.
I just had to stay cool. Zen. No punching in the face. Punching would not be Zen. - Ilona Andrews
I just had to stay cool. Zen. No punching in the face. Punching would not be Zen.
Men and swords. My father said that if you put any able-bodied man, no matter how peaceful, into a room with a sword and a practice dummy and leave h… - Ilona Andrews
Men and swords. My father said that if you put any able-bodied man, no matter how peaceful, into a room with a sword and a practice dummy and leave h…
If the sky could dream, it would dream of dragons. - Ilona Andrews
If the sky could dream, it would dream of dragons.
It was the kind of sword that would make a lifelong pacifist look for tall boots and a hat with feathers. - Ilona Andrews
It was the kind of sword that would make a lifelong pacifist look for tall boots and a hat with feathers.
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