All millionaires love a baked apple.

- Ronald Firbank

To be sympathetic without discrimination is so very debilitating.

- Ronald Firbank

There was a pause - just long enough for an angel to pass, flying slowly.

- Ronald Firbank

I remember the average curate at home as something between a eunuch and a snigger.

- Ronald Firbank

The world is so dreadfully managed, one hardly knows to whom to complain.

- Ronald Firbank