Above average intelligence has always run in my family. Ambition, however, has always walked with a limp.

- Jeff Macnelly

A career is a job that has gone on too long.

- Jeff Macnelly

The Opera reminds me of my tax audit. It was in a language I didn’t understand. And it ended in tragedy.

- Jeff Macnelly

Writing is simple. First you have to make sure you have plenty of paper... sharp pencils... typewriter ribbon. Then put your belly up to the desk... …

- Jeff Macnelly