Now, I want to explain something to you guys. I don't have an ending joke, because I don't tell jokes. I tell real-life stories and make them funny. …

- Bruce Bruce

Women do fool around. But the reason they don't get caught is that when a woman mess with a man he lives cross town, out of town. Fellas we mess with…

- Bruce Bruce

I'd like to help other comedians and when I get a little older I'd like to open up a nice comedy club that is straight classy, with a straight restau…

- Bruce Bruce

I don't believe in "average people" doing anything [about the climate]. People outght to support mitigation and adaptation within their own line of w…

- Bruce Bruce

My comedy has no color, it's for everybody, black, white, Latino, Asian. It's not a pro-black show, not a def jam show; it's just straight, wholesome…

- Bruce Bruce

I wouldn't take nothin' but a Ford: F-O-R-D, period. Ain't nothin' like a Ford. I wouldn't drive a Chevrolet 'cause I can't spell it.

- Bruce Bruce

If you love love, then love loves you too

- Bruce Bruce

I don't do too many jokes about current affairs, because almost every comedian always does that.

- Bruce Bruce

Being a bigger person, whether you're male or female, in entertainment, it can hurt your chances. Because people look to you to be a so-called supers…

- Bruce Bruce