The average person suffers from three delusions: 1) That he is a good driver 2) That he has a good sense of humor and 3) That he is a good listener.

- Steven Sample

A college president is like the lawn mower at a cemetary: he has a lot of people under him, but they don't pay much attention to him

- Steven Sample

Congenital naysayers are among the greatest stumbling blocks to thinking free. Rather than imagining how a new idea might possibly work, they instinc…

- Steven Sample