My whole life, I've been telling jokes.

- Brad Garrett

You take away all the other luxuries in life, and if you can make someone smile and laugh, you have given the most special gift: happiness.

- Brad Garrett

I would probably be a teacher if I weren't a comedian.

- Brad Garrett

It's all I have left in my life, caffeine and a poodle.

- Brad Garrett

I believe it's a real tedious hostage negotiation to have a marriage be what it is.

- Brad Garrett

Anyone can cook but only the fearless can be great.

- Brad Garrett

I love strong women, not only in life but in craft.

- Brad Garrett

There's a black man inside of me just trying to make bail.

- Brad Garrett

Without having some kind of parameters placed on a coach, the reality is they could all have a different vision of what a kid's limit is in the heat,…

- Brad Garrett