Life with most teenagers was like having a low-grade bladder infection. It hurts, but you had to tough it out.
Anne LamottRead
I thought such awful thoughts that I cannot even say them out loud because they would make Jesus want to drink gin straight out of the cat dish.
Interpretation
What this quote means
This quote humorously highlights the intensity of one's negative thoughts and their potential to shock even the most tolerant figures.
Anne Lamott's quote reflects on the sometimes dark and absurd nature of human thoughts and feelings. By suggesting that her thoughts could drive Jesus to drink gin from a cat dish, she illustrates the power of our inner dialogues and the struggle to reconcile them with a more virtuous self, all while using humor to cope with life's complexities.
Themes
ThoughtsHumorJesusDarkAbsurdity
In practice
Example use cases
During a comedy night, a performer might refer to this quote to illustrate the absurdity of thoughts we sometimes have.
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