I've been paying alimony since I was 14 and child support since 15. That's a joke, but not by much

- Don Adams

Maxwell is serious, dedicated, awkward, forgetful, pompous to a certain degree, sentimental.

- Don Adams

I did movie star impressions as a kid in high school. Somehow they just got out of hand.

- Don Adams

Sometimes I wonder how I got into comedy at all.

- Don Adams

I had a wonderful experience on the golf course today. I had a hole in nothing. Missed the ball and sank the divot.

- Don Adams

I like getting married, but I don't like being married.

- Don Adams

I was married awfully young and I felt trapped. My wife had been divorced and all the time we were married we were out of the Church. It wasn't until…

- Don Adams

I am a quick study - I can memorize a script in an hour - but I can't remember a name three seconds. I've even forgotten my wife's name on occasion.

- Don Adams

It was a special show that became a cult classic of sorts, and I made a lot of money for it.

- Don Adams