Aww, whats the problem, gertrude? You mean to tell me that you can't walk into a bar with a $100 bill on your forehead and walk with anything, either male or female?
Just when you think you know the answers, I change the questions. - Roddy Piper
Just when you think you know the answers, I change the questions.
- Roddy Piper
I walk so fast, I talk so fast, I could turn the light off and be in bed before the room's dark. - Roddy Piper
I walk so fast, I talk so fast, I could turn the light off and be in bed before the room's dark.
I was pissin' Vince McMahon off when the red on the back of your neck was diaper rash! - Roddy Piper
I was pissin' Vince McMahon off when the red on the back of your neck was diaper rash!
You don't throw rocks at a man with a machine gun! - Roddy Piper
You don't throw rocks at a man with a machine gun!
My friends keep telling me I'm doing it with Mary Palmer. That's not true - I'm too busy masturbating to meet anyone new. - Roddy Piper
My friends keep telling me I'm doing it with Mary Palmer. That's not true - I'm too busy masturbating to meet anyone new.
I'm the reason Hulk Hogan lost his hair. - Roddy Piper
I'm the reason Hulk Hogan lost his hair.
Sooner or later, everybody pays the Piper! - Roddy Piper
Sooner or later, everybody pays the Piper!
I don't need to know how tough I am to know how tough I am. - Roddy Piper
I don't need to know how tough I am to know how tough I am.
You'll find sympathy in the dictionary between sh*t and suicide. - Roddy Piper
You'll find sympathy in the dictionary between sh*t and suicide.
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