When you see a bad romantic comedy, you see the script, the director, and the actors trying to create this warmth and this pathos and this feeling that you care about them. That cannot be manufactured - it's either there or it isn't.
I never analyze stuff with comedy because it's boring. It makes you stop being funny. Just be who you are and do what you do, and you're either funny… - Jeff Garlin
I never analyze stuff with comedy because it's boring. It makes you stop being funny. Just be who you are and do what you do, and you're either funny…
- Jeff Garlin
By the way, to perform in front of Don Rickles, it 's not nerve-wrecking. It 's enjoyable, i am enjoying Jeff Garlin. I hope I perform in front of Do… - Jeff Garlin
By the way, to perform in front of Don Rickles, it 's not nerve-wrecking. It 's enjoyable, i am enjoying Jeff Garlin. I hope I perform in front of Do…
I felt very comfortable about myself when I was much heavier. I feel much better about myself from being fit. - Jeff Garlin
I felt very comfortable about myself when I was much heavier. I feel much better about myself from being fit.
Comedians sometimes forget that there's an audience. You gotta be conscious that you're performing for other human beings. - Jeff Garlin
Comedians sometimes forget that there's an audience. You gotta be conscious that you're performing for other human beings.
I hate cellphones. They are not for good, they're for evil. They're for gossip. - Jeff Garlin
I hate cellphones. They are not for good, they're for evil. They're for gossip.
The worst kind of idiot is the one who doesn't think they're an idiot. - Jeff Garlin
The worst kind of idiot is the one who doesn't think they're an idiot.
There's only one true superpower amongst human beings, and that is being funny. People treat you differently if you can make them laugh. - Jeff Garlin
There's only one true superpower amongst human beings, and that is being funny. People treat you differently if you can make them laugh.
If you're gonna be a maniac, pyro's not a good maniac. - Jeff Garlin
If you're gonna be a maniac, pyro's not a good maniac.
The reality is [in] any emotional situation, a compulsive eater eats or an alcoholic drinks. What people misunderstand is that when you're a compulsi… - Jeff Garlin
The reality is [in] any emotional situation, a compulsive eater eats or an alcoholic drinks. What people misunderstand is that when you're a compulsi…
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