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Once I thought that if I just had enough in the bank, if I had enough fame, that it would be all right. But I'm a human being like everyone else. I'm not exempt.

Chris Farley
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I'm just dandy, I got a bowl of chocolate pudding in my underpants!

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I can get a great look at a t-bone steak by shoving my head up a bull's ass but I'd rather take the butchers word for it.

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You gotta fight for your right to vote!

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Brothers don't shake hands. Brothers gotta hug.

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I live in a VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER.

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First off, I am 35 years old, I am divorced, and I live in a van down by the river.

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I have what doctors call a little bit of a weight problem.

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I was in the Pritikin Center in Santa Monica once, trying to lose 30 or 40 pounds in a month. I'd work... on a treadmill and with the weights, but it…

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