I know a baseball star who wouldn't report the theft of his wife's credit cards because the thief spends less than she does.
One thing you learned as a Cubs fan: when you bought you ticket, you could bank on seeing the bottom of the ninth. - Joe Garagiola
One thing you learned as a Cubs fan: when you bought you ticket, you could bank on seeing the bottom of the ninth.
- Joe Garagiola
You really have to be some kind of a creep for a dog to reject you. - Joe Garagiola
You really have to be some kind of a creep for a dog to reject you.
It seems the baseball player of today will not be satisfied until he plays two weeks in the big league and is able to retire at twenty-two. - Joe Garagiola
It seems the baseball player of today will not be satisfied until he plays two weeks in the big league and is able to retire at twenty-two.
Baseball gives you every chance to be great. Then it puts every pressure on you to prove you haven't got what it takes. - Joe Garagiola
Baseball gives you every chance to be great. Then it puts every pressure on you to prove you haven't got what it takes.
I went through baseball as a player to be named later. - Joe Garagiola
I went through baseball as a player to be named later.
Don't be afraid to fail. Experience is just mistakes you don't make anymore. - Joe Garagiola
Don't be afraid to fail. Experience is just mistakes you don't make anymore.
Baseball is a game of race, creed, and color. The race is to first base. The creed is the rules of the game. The color? Well, the home team wears whi… - Joe Garagiola
Baseball is a game of race, creed, and color. The race is to first base. The creed is the rules of the game. The color? Well, the home team wears whi…
Billy Loes was the only player in the majors who could lose a ground ball in the sun - Joe Garagiola
Billy Loes was the only player in the majors who could lose a ground ball in the sun
My first baseman is George "Catfish" Metkovich from our 1952 Pittsburgh Pirates team, which lost 112 games. After a terrible series against the New Y… - Joe Garagiola
My first baseman is George "Catfish" Metkovich from our 1952 Pittsburgh Pirates team, which lost 112 games. After a terrible series against the New Y…
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