We found the bathrooms, which were labeled 'Aliens' and 'Femaliens.' 'Finally,' I said to J.Lo. 'Here's a bathroom you're allowed to use.
We could have made it to the Arizona border in a few more hours if we hadn't been distracting each other with stupid little arguments. Don't get me w… - Adam Rex
We could have made it to the Arizona border in a few more hours if we hadn't been distracting each other with stupid little arguments. Don't get me w…
- Adam Rex
What part of Canada are you from, honey?" "THE LEFT PART," said Jay. - Adam Rex
What part of Canada are you from, honey?" "THE LEFT PART," said Jay.
I was the funny, outgoing kid who didn't understand how he could keep getting mistaken for a nerd nobody liked. - Adam Rex
I was the funny, outgoing kid who didn't understand how he could keep getting mistaken for a nerd nobody liked.
As far as pets go, a cat is a nice on to have. - Adam Rex
As far as pets go, a cat is a nice on to have.
...Almost everything inside was filled with sugar, cheese, and weight-loss tips. - Adam Rex
...Almost everything inside was filled with sugar, cheese, and weight-loss tips.
The United States was a big country where everybody wore funny t-shirts and ate too much. - Adam Rex
The United States was a big country where everybody wore funny t-shirts and ate too much.
I spy, with my little eye, something that starts with ... G." "Sausages. - Adam Rex
I spy, with my little eye, something that starts with ... G." "Sausages.
I've been punched by a vampire, an Indian girl, and a panda... I should be a video game. - Adam Rex
I've been punched by a vampire, an Indian girl, and a panda... I should be a video game.
YOU have no room to laugh, that's all. I'm not doing any worse with Boovish than you did with English.' Get off of the car,' J.Lo huffed. 'I am an En… - Adam Rex
YOU have no room to laugh, that's all. I'm not doing any worse with Boovish than you did with English.' Get off of the car,' J.Lo huffed. 'I am an En…
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