I was an only child and I had a mother and father who were just - there wasn't a straight man in the house, and I mean that in a very nice way. They were fun, and we would laugh a lot.
Betty WhiteRead
I love bawdy humor, but not dirty humor.
Interpretation
Betty White appreciates humor that is suggestive and playful, but not vulgar or offensive.
In this quote, Betty White expresses her fondness for humor that is lively and a bit risquΓ©, while drawing a clear distinction between that and humor that crosses the line into obscenity. This reflects her belief that humor can be adventurous and suggestive without being inappropriate, celebrating cleverness and wit over mere crudeness.
In practice
During a comedy night, a speaker might use this quote to introduce a section on different types of humor.
I was an only child and I had a mother and father who were just - there wasn't a straight man in the house, and I mean that in a very nice way. They were fun, and we would laugh a lot.
Don't try to be young. Just open your mind. Stay interested in stuff. There are so many things I won't live long enough to find out about, but I'm still curious about them. You know people who are already saying, 'I'm going to be 30 - oh, what am I going to do?' Well, use that decade! Use them all!
Animals don't lie. Animals don't criticize. If animals have moody days, they handle them better than humans do.
I have my golden retriever now, Pontiac. He's a career-change guide dog from Guide Dogs for the Blind.
When I pontificate, it sounds so, you know, Oh, well, she's preaching. I'm not preaching, but I think maybe I learned it from my animal friends. Kindness and consideration of somebody besides yourself. I think that keeps you feeling young. I really do.
You gotta use everything you possibly can!
I think someone should design exercise machines that reward people with sex at the end of their workouts, because people will perform superhuman feats for even the faint hope of that.
My method is to take the utmost trouble to find the right thing to say, and then to say it with the utmost levity.
It's easy to get a loan unless you need it.
Comedy was my sport. It taught me how to roll with the punches. Failure is the exact same as success when it comes to comedy because it just keeps coming. It never stops.
I would like to take you seriously, but to do so would be an affront to your intelligence.
There's a thin line between to laugh with and to laugh at.
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