I was an only child and I had a mother and father who were just - there wasn't a straight man in the house, and I mean that in a very nice way. They were fun, and we would laugh a lot.
Betty WhiteRead
I love bawdy humor, but not dirty humor.
Interpretation
Betty White appreciates humor that is suggestive and playful, but not vulgar or offensive.
In this quote, Betty White expresses her fondness for humor that is lively and a bit risquΓ©, while drawing a clear distinction between that and humor that crosses the line into obscenity. This reflects her belief that humor can be adventurous and suggestive without being inappropriate, celebrating cleverness and wit over mere crudeness.
In practice
During a comedy night, a speaker might use this quote to introduce a section on different types of humor.
I was an only child and I had a mother and father who were just - there wasn't a straight man in the house, and I mean that in a very nice way. They were fun, and we would laugh a lot.
Don't try to be young. Just open your mind. Stay interested in stuff. There are so many things I won't live long enough to find out about, but I'm still curious about them. You know people who are already saying, 'I'm going to be 30 - oh, what am I going to do?' Well, use that decade! Use them all!
Animals don't lie. Animals don't criticize. If animals have moody days, they handle them better than humans do.
I have my golden retriever now, Pontiac. He's a career-change guide dog from Guide Dogs for the Blind.
When I pontificate, it sounds so, you know, Oh, well, she's preaching. I'm not preaching, but I think maybe I learned it from my animal friends. Kindness and consideration of somebody besides yourself. I think that keeps you feeling young. I really do.
You gotta use everything you possibly can!
There are more facts and more truths told in the first eight minutes of The Daily Show than most political news conferences in Washington.
You have two choices, two paths to take as a comedian. You can tackle the difficult subjects and be harsh about it, be brash, be abrasive. But adding hatred to racism is not going to help everybody. So I like to have fun around it.
Alcohol is a very necessary article. It enables Parliament to do things at eleven at night that no sane person would do at eleven in the morning.
I admit," I said, "that a second murder in a book often cheers things up." - Hastings
There aren't many downsides to being rich, other than paying taxes and having relatives asking for money. But being famous, that's a 24 hour job right there.
Cheap cigars come in handy; they stifle the odor of cheap politicians.
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