It was me, Austin. It was me all along, Austin!

- Vince Mcmahon

That crossover of whether it's entertainment or news is the biggest crock of b.s. in television today, because it's all entertainment.

- Vince Mcmahon

The chances of you winning are the same as the chances of HELL freezing over.

- Vince Mcmahon

That's right, you and God versus me, Vincent Kennedy McMahon, and the product of my semen, my son Shane!

- Vince Mcmahon

If I were someone named Mr. Ass, I'd be really worried about doing time.

- Vince Mcmahon

You can rise above it. This country gives you opportunity if you want to take it, so don't blame your environment. I look down on people who use thei…

- Vince Mcmahon

I don't like to sleep. I'm missing something when I'm sleeping.

- Vince Mcmahon

You need to surround yourself with quality human beings that are intelligent and have a vision.

- Vince Mcmahon

I have balls the size of grapefruits and come this Sunday, you'll be spitting out the seeds.

- Vince Mcmahon