I’ve tried actively to define myself and redefine myself, and not be pigeonholed.

- David Alan Grier

Some days I think I look kind of cute, but other days I try to avoid the mirror.

- David Alan Grier

Sarah Palin is to women what John Wayne Gacy was to birthday clowns.

- David Alan Grier

I think Chelsea Handler is the funniest woman.

- David Alan Grier

I had done the sitcom thing to lesser and lesser degrees of success.

- David Alan Grier

I try to make my bed every day for mental health. Coming home to an unmade bed or a room with clothes all over will depress me.

- David Alan Grier

Every little kid has always wanted to be a race car driver. This gets some of that out.

- David Alan Grier

My grandmother was born in 1900, and she would regale me with tales I call 'Little House on the Prairie' tales, but they were tales of segregated and…

- David Alan Grier

Be talented enough to make it and stupid enough to keep trying.

- David Alan Grier