Being offended is a natural consequence of leaving the house.
When you reach a certain age, suddenly there are lots of people younger than you, which is really startling. - Fran Lebowitz
When you reach a certain age, suddenly there are lots of people younger than you, which is really startling.
- Fran Lebowitz
This idea that people have to love and understand each other is absurd. It's not human nature. - Fran Lebowitz
This idea that people have to love and understand each other is absurd. It's not human nature.
I always liked people who are older. Of course, every year it gets harder to find them. - Fran Lebowitz
I always liked people who are older. Of course, every year it gets harder to find them.
If thine enemy offend thee, give his child a drum. - Fran Lebowitz
If thine enemy offend thee, give his child a drum.
If you removed all of the homosexuals and homosexual influence from what is generally regarded as American culture, you would pretty much be left wit… - Fran Lebowitz
If you removed all of the homosexuals and homosexual influence from what is generally regarded as American culture, you would pretty much be left wit…
What do they do in these [private] clubs, anyway? Sit around saying things like 'Thank God I'm here. No Jews! What fun! This is living, huh? Look! No… - Fran Lebowitz
What do they do in these [private] clubs, anyway? Sit around saying things like 'Thank God I'm here. No Jews! What fun! This is living, huh? Look! No…
Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep. - Fran Lebowitz
Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.
Violet will be a good color for hair at just about the same time that brunette becomes a good color for flowers. - Fran Lebowitz
Violet will be a good color for hair at just about the same time that brunette becomes a good color for flowers.
As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you. - Fran Lebowitz
As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
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