Believe it or not, Id love to go to the moon.

- Tiny Tim

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single.

- Tiny Tim

Remember, it's better to be a has-been than a never-been.

- Tiny Tim

Be content to be what you are; shiny stones and silver bangles only make you look what you really are.

- Tiny Tim

I remember in 37 when trolley cars were so big in New York. It was five cents for a ride... There used to be open-air buses, and you could go up a sp…

- Tiny Tim

I hope I dont give music a bad name.

- Tiny Tim

I had simply been inspired by Arthur Godfrey (40's) and Ukulele Ike and Cliff Edwards (20's). In there day, they were huge in this country. I bought …

- Tiny Tim

Keep walking and keep smiling.

- Tiny Tim

In order to have a TV series, you have to have a good idea for the story.

- Tiny Tim