The best thing about being 45 is not taking myself so seriously. Do I miss the package I came in at 25? I do. Gravity is no one's friend. Yet the perspective I've gained is so worth the wear and tear. What would have mortified me at 25 is now simply fodder for a funny, relatable story. Also? I was a waitress at 25, and now I'm an author. Forty-five is definitely better.
This is terrific! What fun! Maybe tomorrow I can go to the prom with my brother. The day after, perhaps I can wear white pants and unexpectedly get m… - Jen Lancaster
This is terrific! What fun! Maybe tomorrow I can go to the prom with my brother. The day after, perhaps I can wear white pants and unexpectedly get m…
- Jen Lancaster
For the record? I have never been her baby. In fact, I reject the notion of coming out of her body. I prefer to believe I was hatched, or perhaps pur… - Jen Lancaster
For the record? I have never been her baby. In fact, I reject the notion of coming out of her body. I prefer to believe I was hatched, or perhaps pur…
Seriously, our nation is never going to be on the same page on issues like gun control, welfare, the economy, the environment, etc. I doubt we'll eve… - Jen Lancaster
Seriously, our nation is never going to be on the same page on issues like gun control, welfare, the economy, the environment, etc. I doubt we'll eve…
I yearn to be a woman of more depth, but I'm not so fond of the path I'd need to follow to get there. - Jen Lancaster
I yearn to be a woman of more depth, but I'm not so fond of the path I'd need to follow to get there.
I’m instantly mortified by my fat, uncontrollable mouth, but that’s when it occurs to me that my humor is a self-defense mechanism. Even though I may… - Jen Lancaster
I’m instantly mortified by my fat, uncontrollable mouth, but that’s when it occurs to me that my humor is a self-defense mechanism. Even though I may…
I'm the person who says every single thing she thinks, sometimes to others' amusement, and almost always to my detriment. - Jen Lancaster
I'm the person who says every single thing she thinks, sometimes to others' amusement, and almost always to my detriment.
I don't care how happily married you are or how deeply enmeshed you are with your children and family and career -- every woman needs a couple of chi… - Jen Lancaster
I don't care how happily married you are or how deeply enmeshed you are with your children and family and career -- every woman needs a couple of chi…
Ambien might have mentally just tossed my salad. WITH CROUTONS. - Jen Lancaster
Ambien might have mentally just tossed my salad. WITH CROUTONS.
Fortunately, all it takes for us to be of one mind is some buttercream frosting. - Jen Lancaster
Fortunately, all it takes for us to be of one mind is some buttercream frosting.
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