The best thing about being dead is you no longer have to say 'I wish I were dead.' The best thing about being alive is that you can still say 'I wish…

- Ivor Cutler

I was stuck on the side of a mountain in Scotland. I was looking down on emptiness. I lay on my back and looked around in panic. I prayed to God and …

- Ivor Cutler

I do not know what dust is, I do not know where it comes from, I only know that it settles on things. I cannot see it in the air, or watch it fall. S…

- Ivor Cutler

There's nothing quite like a Scotch education. One is left with an irreparable debt. My head is full of irregular verbs still.

- Ivor Cutler

Imperfection is an end. Perfection is only an aim.

- Ivor Cutler